"Being rich, famous and the possessor of an enormous penis, I naturally had no need of this book, but I read it anyway because it was rainy.  What a powerful, funny, engaging guide to getting yourself happy!  If I weren't already involved in several deep, meaningful, long-term relationships with people on various continents who've never met each other, or me, I would put this plan into action right away.  Seriously.  Ok, maybe I'll do it anyway.  Say, what are you doing later?"

           -Bruce Vilanch, writer and actor